Art Pottery, Politics and Food
Saturday, November 19, 2005

This week the outrageous behavior of Kentucky’s suddenly limelit 4th Congressional District Bush Lackey, Geoff Davis, paled in comparison to last evening’s embarrassing one-minute floor speech by Ohio’s 2nd District mad woman and Frank Gorshin look-a-like, Jean Schmidt, attacking Pennsylvania’s long-time 12th District Congressman and decorated Marine Colonel John Murtha.
A sure sign of the GOP’s desperation was evident when they plucked these two winger beauts out of backbench oblivion to carry heaping pailfuls of anti-Murtha vitriol.
While Davis’ pasty chinlessness evokes no celebrity comparisons, I am stunned by Schmidt’s resemblance to TV’s now deceased Riddler.
Slap a pair of Jean’s signature lipstick lesbian chunky earrings and a false bun on Mr. Gorshin and not even the madwoman’s mommy would be able to spot the difference.
Image: Wikimedia.org, Cincinnati Enquirer, PsychoEngine.com
Friday, November 18, 2005

In filings obtained by Reuters on Friday, Fitzgerald said "the investigation is continuing" and that "the investigation will involve proceedings before a different grand jury than the grand jury which returned the indictment" against Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff, Lewis "Scooter" Libby.
Modified Image: WhiteHouse.gov, NBC
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
In accusing Iraq war critics of "rewriting history," Bush, Cheney and other senior administration officials are tinkering with the truth themselves.
--Knight-Ridder Newspapers

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstoolsandwich
With arsenic sauce.
Modified Images: AP, Florida-Art-Gallery.com
Tuesday, November 15, 2005

An interesting, dare I say bold, aura borealis is visable as President Bush arrives at Elmendorf Air Force Base in Anchorage, Alaska yesterday.
Modified Image: Reuters, TravelPlan.com