Art Pottery, Politics and Food
Saturday, November 19, 2005

This week the outrageous behavior of Kentucky�s suddenly limelit 4th Congressional District Bush Lackey, Geoff Davis, paled in comparison to last evening�s embarrassing one-minute floor speech by Ohio�s 2nd District mad woman and Frank Gorshin look-a-like, Jean Schmidt, attacking Pennsylvania�s long-time 12th District Congressman and decorated Marine Colonel John Murtha.
A sure sign of the GOP�s desperation was evident when they plucked these two winger beauts out of backbench oblivion to carry heaping pailfuls of anti-Murtha vitriol.
While Davis� pasty chinlessness evokes no celebrity comparisons, I am stunned by Schmidt�s resemblance to TV�s now deceased Riddler.
Slap a pair of Jean�s signature lipstick lesbian chunky earrings and a false bun on Mr. Gorshin and not even the madwoman�s mommy would be able to spot the difference.
Image: Wikimedia.org, Cincinnati Enquirer, PsychoEngine.com
Friday, November 18, 2005

In filings obtained by Reuters on Friday, Fitzgerald said "the investigation is continuing" and that "the investigation will involve proceedings before a different grand jury than the grand jury which returned the indictment" against Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff, Lewis "Scooter" Libby.
Modified Image: WhiteHouse.gov, NBC
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
In accusing Iraq war critics of "rewriting history," Bush, Cheney and other senior administration officials are tinkering with the truth themselves.
--Knight-Ridder Newspapers

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstoolsandwich
With arsenic sauce.
Modified Images: AP, Florida-Art-Gallery.com
Tuesday, November 15, 2005

An interesting, dare I say bold, aura borealis is visable as President Bush arrives at Elmendorf Air Force Base in Anchorage, Alaska yesterday.
Modified Image: Reuters, TravelPlan.com