Art Pottery, Politics and Food
Friday, June 01, 2007
Brighter than a lucky penny, when she's near the wrinkles disappear...
No matter the rumors to the contrary, many nonphotogenic citizens were not born yesterday.
Take the whole Broderick Crawford, Judy Holliday situation…Er, rather the whole, still brewing Fred Thompson, Jeri Kehn sitcheumacation:
Harry Brock: What's a peninsula?
Billie Dawn: Shhhh.
Harry Brock: Don't gimme that "shush." You think you're so smart, huh - what's a peninsula?
Paul Verrall: It's a ...
Harry Brock: Not you, her.
Billie Dawn: It's that new medicine...
First rule of White House Wife Fight Club has always been:
Wrap the boobies up to the chin in lace, pearls or pastels.
Never tease more than the candidate.
PS-Doesn't the girl in the YouTube video look like younger Monica Lewinsky or Annette Funicello?
Photos: NYPost.com, YIMG.com, WDCPIX.com
Dialogue: Born Yesterday 1950 Columbia Pictures
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
“Now set to work and spin all night till early dawn, and if by that time you haven't spun the straw into gold you shall die."
The NY Post celebrity beat throbs with word that “ratings at top dog 'Today' have slid to a 13-year low” and that CBS executives are “looking for a loophole in Couric’s contract” that will land Katie’s long format cuddly warmth on the not very cuddly but format-friendly CBS Morning News.
As is pathetically typical while the edifice of American journalism crumbles, the manicured big media frat boys of the Episcopal east, as Page 6 appears to confirm, are in a flop sweat tizzy over logo redesign and power news bimbo horse racing.
Sadly, with TV news as it has been practiced since “electronic news gathering equipment” (or ENG) started to become commonplace in the early 70s, the problem isn’t the wrapper but the contents.
Concepts once so trendy as location live shots and “news” more instant than the hour or more it took for film to be processed, screened and edited, once seemed to offer endless possibilities but withered root bound in lazy, formulaic program styles that also originated in the early 70s success of the “eyewitness team” multi-anchor/specialist reporter format.
Aside from all the regulatory and business shenanigans of the 70s and 80s, the ENG and team news “friends” formula seemed relatively unaffected by 24/7 cable news which copied and endlessly repeated its themes in tidy 30, 15, 10 or 5 minutes chunks.
Executives and their out of house consulting services delighted in staging expensive news settings resembling the bridge of the Starship Enterprise for our bubbly in studio teleprompter slaves and paying huge royalties for theme music with successful market track records.
International, Business and Feature reporting beats eventually winnowed down to celebrity gossip reports, gynecologically focused medical stories and endless scare weather…
Cue the rainbow and butterflies ‘cause all seemed right with the world.
Then came the Internet and easy free web video hosting…Suddenly one of the team friends wishing “Bob” a warm thanks following an obviously taped report not only seems, to the post millennial video sophisticate, superfluous but comic and absurd.
Old media ratings plunged and show no signs of lessening…the game, kiddies, is over…Err, rather mutating.
Oh, I expect we’ll continue to hear the dinosaurs bellow from the distant Internet tar pit over the next few years along with blame-gaming and eventually, pitifully, government subsidies.