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Saturday, October 14, 2006

Catamite’s Down Under
by Congressmen At Work with apologies to Men At Work

Blabbin’ with a fried hair Barbie
‘Bout power’s tail, bed is the lobby
"Strange mentoring", she said on purpose.
She bought my spin, gave me this curse,

"Do ‘ya strum to a beat all down low?"
Pages turn their buns grow plumper
As I hunt, I hunt them younger.
"‘Ya better hon, ‘ya better use butter."

Getting’ head ‘hind a cloak in Congress
Sugar’s path sho’ keeps me humpin’.
I typed, "Do ‘ya text-a my love strange?"
He imaged me a catamite’s sandwich
'An typed,

"I hum on a beat all down low
Where things grow and leader’s sunder
No dear don’t fear, the media slumber
You better son, be a fantasy lover."

Cryin’ in a TV to say
"No fault, we’re hardly that way."
I said, “Wolf, you tryin’ to pimp me?
‘Cuz me bum’s the bum o‘plenty?"
He said,

"Did you gum on a whip's down under?"
Women solo, boys they bugger
Never queer, major fear historic thunder
Better run to a rehab cover.

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Friday, October 13, 2006

An element of pay to play in 43's Washington, according to this morning's Washington Post:

Five conservative nonprofit organizations, including one run by prominent Republican Grover Norquist, "appear to have perpetrated a fraud" on taxpayers by selling their clout to lobbyist Jack Abramoff, Senate investigators said in a report issued yesterday…Abramoff funneled money from his clients to the groups. In exchange, the groups, among other things, produced ostensibly independent newspaper op-ed columns or news releases that favored the clients' positions…[and were] generally available to carry out Mr. Abramoff's requests for help with his clients in exchange for cash payments".

So, I'm wondering if Mr. Abramoff got an "associate producer" credit for his "generally available" help in booking guests on the various cable and over-the-air talking head programs?
And, is it a stretch to imagine a talking head host-on-the-go accepting dinner, travel or cash in exchange for prime programming placement and on-air slobber?
Eh, Lou...Chris...Wolf???

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