Art Pottery, Politics and Food
Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Quick, somebody!
Alert Dr. Dobson or the Family Research Council!
Unspeakable sin is leaking from cartoon animals into the real animal kingdom according to a report in today’s London Guardian about a Dutch researcher’s study of male on male mallard rape and an eyewitness account of homosexual duck necrophilia:

The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight…Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of molt) was present. He forcibly…mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force.

I think it is very clear from this report that America’s wetlands must be plowed under or paved with pure God-fearing concrete before our children are corrupted with this European waterfowl perversion or a green-feathered fiend penetrates the White House Correspondents Association!

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