Thursday, August 04, 2005
Laugh, Clown, Laugh!
Hannity offers Harris a wet shoulder
Florida’s former Secretary of State and currently Congressman from Longboat Key and the Republican candidate for Florida's junior US Senate seat had a delusional pity party with FOX News sweater boy Sean Hannity Monday afternoon, according to the Tampa Tribune.
Classic Harris and her Florida Secretary of State photo
Blissfully unaware of her own unfortunate efforts at facial reconstruction, Miss Harris, obviously still stinging from the post Election 2000 Cruella DeVil recount make-up controversy, claimed, to Hannity’s gullible radio audience, that “newspapers colorized my photograph.”
Photo from Harris' Congressional site
According to the Tampa Tribune’s William March:
``I'm actually very sensitive about those things, and it's personally painful,'' Harris said when host Sean Hannity asked about her image problems from 2000. ``But they're outrageously false…whenever they made fun of my makeup, it was because the newspapers colorized my photograph,'' Harris said…Asked Tuesday to point to an altered photograph, Harris and her staff could not...``I haven't [Harris said] worn blue eye shadow since the seventh grade”.
Forget the make-up. What's on her neck?
With a basic Google search, the planetsean photographic investigation squad uncovered, as you can see here, some basic, unretouched and blue eye shadow-heavy images from conservative online sources and one shockingly egregious example of retouching and photo manipulation.
Unretouched Photos: 1115.org, amazon.com, cloud9.net, harris.house.gov, mindfully.org, WorldNetDaily.com